Landlord Is a Wanker - Anti-Nowhere League

There is a pub

In tumbridge wells

Where the landlord is

A wanker

Yes he has a girl

She don’t notice me

And I don’t understand what she sees in him

No I don’t understand what she sees in him

Cause hes a wanker

The landlord is a f*ckin wanker

The landlord is a f*ckin wanker

The landlord is a wanker

She looks good

But she don’t like me

She thinks I’m rather dirty

And ugly

She is nice

Oh whats she doing with him

If she was my girl

Id give her what for

I don’t understand

What she sees in him

Cause hes a wanker

The landlord is a f*ckin wanker

The landlord is a f*cking wanker

The landlord is a f*cking wanker

What a c*nt!

But hes a wanker

The landlord is a f*cking wanker

Hes also a f*cking c*nt!