One Man Band Boom - Bob Log III

Hey!

Uh

I’m Bob Log the Third, one man band, Tucson, Arizona

Hey!

Let me introduce the band to you:

On cymbals, left foot

Over here on the bass drum, we got right foot

Shut up!

This is my left hand that does all the slide work

Right hand does the picking

My mouth hole does most the talking

And you’re looking at my finger

Don’t talk to my finger, my finger is an asshole

Woo!

Fat Possum!

Uh!

Come on!

Bob Log the Third

Thanks for coming out tonight everybody

Go ahead, put your boob in my scotch

Make your bubble strut put wall to wall stank

Wiggle that room

Keep bumping those buns and spill that drink

Wee!

Uh!

I’ll sell ya a tube top

I’ll sell ya some panties

I’ll sell ya a jacket

Uh!

What you want?

Show me your teeth!

Turn up the helmet up, man

Turn up the immune system in the monitor

Turn up the HEY!

No, I ain’t gonna

I ain’t, Yes I am

Uh!

Shut up!

Bob Log the Third

Here he comes

Here he comes

There he goes!

Hey!

Look at that

Uh!

I’m a professional, god damn it!

I live in a car

Hey!