Fake Mexican Tourist Blues (BBC In Concert) - Kevin Ayers

Hey, mister, would you like my sister

Her name is juanita

I think.

you’d like to meet her

She’s a little bit risky

Drinking always whiskey

But she’s really a tiger

Take you right inside her

Hey, mister, got another sister

Her name is dolores

She likes pretty colores;

She’s a little bit silly

Eating always chili;

But she’s very sexy

Take her home in a taxi

Hey, juanita, juanita banana

Hey, juanita, would you hold my banana;

I’d like it now, I don’t mean manana

Hey, brother, what about my mother

She’s only just forty

She’s especially naughty

She knows a lot a tricks

More than the younger chicks

And if you don’t like my mother

I got a very nice brother