Four Kinds of Lonely - Lee Hazlewood

Johnny Blaikley robbed the bank way down in El Paso

He got thirty four dollars and a sack of green stamps I know

He didn’t tell nobody but his little red-headed girl friend

She turned him in again and again

And now he’s four kinds of lonely three kinds of sad

Two kinds of sorry one big kind of mad kind of mad

Mildred wadn’t pretty but she had a good looking man

One night she introduced him to her best girl friend named Dan

Yeah they borrowed Mildred’s car and they went down to Mexico

Got married I know Mildred told me so

One day I let a stranger take a look at my huntin' gun

He said it sure were shiny and he wished that he had one

Well he turned round and pointed my gun straight at me and then

Said stick 'em up friend I never saw him again