Emo (Like A Nazi) - Rucka Rucka Ali

When I was a kid

I wished grandpa would get off me

At least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets

My clothes for me at Hot Topic

I dress like a Nazi

I’m pissed all the time

I can’t wait to see «Where the Wild Things Are»

I say words like

«Discombobulated melancholy»

I dress like a Nazi

I am emo

I dress in girl’s clothes

When I’m dancing at shows

I look like a four-year-old

Throwing a tantrum

Reattach my testicles

I’m in The Scene

I play bass in my band

I like cutting my wrist

I weigh 91 pounds

It’s OK to cry

Most emos kiss other guys

'Cause emo chicks are fat

When I was a kid

I wished grandpa would get off me

At least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets

My clothes for me at Hot Topic

I dress like a Nazi

I’m pissed all the time

I can’t wait to see «Where the Wild Things Are»

I say words like

«Discombobulated melancholy»

I dress like a Nazi

You guys are mean!

I’m not gay!

Two knuckles doesn’t count!

Not even!

I’m so scene (Yeah!)

I don’t care what you think!

I’m better than you!

You guys are mean!

Craig Owens, don’t leave please

I’m seriously

I still cry to your first CD

I wish Craig Owens would love me

But he’s busy entertaining little white girls

Nobody loves me

In the whole wide world

I was emo

When you were busy watching Spice World

And everyone would laugh at me

So I fucked myself

And got HPV

But now that it’s cool

To be a emo faggot

I have an advantage

I speak Spanish

I crashland on your mattress

Do a backflip into a pile of ashes

I knock you out with a trashlid

My fist, yo ass

'Bout to have a blast, kid!

When I was a kid

I wished grandpa would get off me

At least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets

My clothes for me at Hot Topic

I dress like a Nazi

I’m pissed all the time

I can’t wait to see «Where the Wild Things Are»

I say words like

«Discombobulated melancholy»

I dress like a Nazi

Do you know what it’s like, bein' me?

I’m the coolest guy I know

And I have no friends!

You know how many girls I fingered in the bathroom?

Like seven!

In the butt!

My grandma said,

«Rucka, what’s the point of having balls if nobody sees 'em?»

I’m da best!

When I was a kid

I wished grandpa would get off me

at least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets

My clothes for me at Hot Topic

I dress like a Nazi

I’m pissed all the time

I can’t wait to see «Where the Wild Things Are»

I say words like

«Discombobulated melancholy»

I dress like a Nazi

Fuck you!