Blame It On The Jager - Soul Position

Weird lookin chicks

You know how shit get in the club

Up in the club!

Got that thang on me!

Somebody told me to aim for the sky

Cause even if you miss you’ll still be among the stars

True, but much harder to apply

When it comes to meeting young ladies out at the bars

I won’t lie, I get a nice amount of love

So when you see me with a girl it’s nothing less than a seven

But every now and then I go out to the club and

Wake up with a girl that look like Dave Letterman

You know me, I’m a homebody

So when I do hit the club I ain’t hard to catch

On the dancefloor, spilling my drink, throwing bows

Doing old school dances like the Smurf and Cabbage patch

One shot, Two shot, Three shot, Four

Somebody shoulda stopped me from drinking any more

When I was sober that broad looked like Al Gore

Now she look alot more like Demi Moore

I’m just a regular dude

I do my thang a lil bit, nothin major

I’m not makin excuses

But when it gets like that

You gotta blame it on the Jager

I’m just a regular dude

Far from a shy guy, far from a player

I’m not makin excuses

But when it gets like that

You gotta blame it on the Jager

Bout to get it, I’m bout to get it

You could get it girl, You could get it

You could get it, Get it

You could get it girl, You could get it

Leavin the dancefloor, Feelin sloppy and hot

Seen a broad from behind, Made me wanna stop

With a body that’ll make you wanna do a body shot

But her face… Whoa… Not that hot

Unfortunatly I was too busy staring at her body

To even notice this girl was far from a hottie

But dog, I’m too drunk, Too late to sober up

Slapper her on the butt and said «Aiiyo girl, Whats up?!»

She turned around and said «Boy you better stop touching me!»

Recognized my face and said «I love you cd!»

When I’m drunk I’m so corny

But it really didn’t matter since shorty was all over me

«Girl, let’s make like a tree and leave»

«Girl, let’s make like a ball and bounce»

Of course she agrees

I took her big butt and ugly face back to the house