Never Have Too Many Freaks - XL Middleton

You keep that wrapped tight

For the morning, noon and the night

Doesn’t matter what’s the size or the height

or if they red, or yellow, brown, black or white

Just know I need a freak

Like I’m that psycho

I might have to crawl a creep

That ain’t no pride though

I might take her out to eat and see her condo

Once the mission is complete

I’m leaving pronto

She asked me for my number

she told me she would phone me

It’s been about a week or so I think she left me lonely

I’m glad I got this rolodex without it I’d have no more sex

I guess I’ll call another, another attempt to smash

She is such a hazard, she knows I got to have it

I can never have too many freaks but

She falls off the map, I know that it’s a fact

and you can never have too many freaks

Hey, hey

I thought I had one little light

to hold up for the rest of my life

Was really trying to commit to her

She got distracted by something shinier

I tried to tell her all that glitters ain’t gold

and everything you touch don’t mean you can hold

So if they destined to leave you high and lonely

then why should you stick with just one only?

hey, hey

I thought I saw a wedding ring,

I must have been hallucinating

Her love was the stuff of dreams,

it lasted for a weekend fling

The way that she is speaking,

it’s all about the freakin'

I think I almost took the plunge

to have some love is better than none

She is such a hazard, she knows I got to have it

I can never have too many freaks but

She falls off the map, I know that it’s a fact

and you can never have too many freaks

Hey, hey

She is such a hazard, she knows I got to have it

I can never have too many freaks but

She falls off the map, I know that it’s a fact

and you can never have too many freaks

Hey, hey

She is such a hazard, she knows I got to have it

I can never have too many freaks but

She falls off the map, I know that it’s a fact

and you can never have too many freaks

Hey, hey