Hey There Delilah - #1 Hits Now

Hey there Kadala I hear you’re the whore of Tristram

We give you all of the shards we earn

And you give us some yellows

and some blues

instead of legendary loot

i swear it’s true

Hey there Kadala, I’ve been traveling for miles

killing demon lords and Goat men

saving shards so I can buy a pair of gloves

but you don’t show me any love

I’ve had enough

ohh kadala can’t you see

legendaries what i need

ohh kadala won’t you please

drop a zunimassa piece

pretty pretty please

Hey there Kadala, I heard Lyndon telling stories

of how you sell off your goodies

but the quality is really very bad

what you get you never can give back

please take it back

Hey there Kadala, i’ve got nothing left to give you

all the shards i’ve payed could pave a road

from westmarch back to tristram.

yes it does

My stash is full of arcane dust

i’m giving up.

ohh kadala can’t you see

legendaries what i need

ohh kadala could you please

Give me some Immortal King’s

10 000 shards is pretty steep for you to take away my dreams of finishing my

build some time today.

My Friends all have completed sets, The neighbors think

i have tourettes because the Words I’m screaming while I Play.

Kadala I can

Promise you, if you give me another blue, I’m pretty sure that i will go insane,

and you’re to blame

Hey there Kadala, now you’re really gonna miss me, I am done giving my shards

to you and you giving me cruddy gear to use.

If Diablo wins it’s cause of you.

with all of your yellows and your blues.

Hey there Kadala, now we lose,

because of you…

ohh kadala can’t you see

legendaries what i need

ohh kadala could you please

drop a legendary piece

pretty pretty please

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