Alumni Blues - Phish

Staring over the edge of the bed

My old lady lying next to me, i started to cry (x2)

She said «i'm gonna take this diploma,

I’m gonna slice you in the eye!»

Well i’m alright (he's alright) (x9)

'cause i got a degree!

Escaping through my window

There’s a policeman on the lawn outside my home (x2)

I opened my mouth to scream but my throat was full of foam

So i’m sittin’in this cell

My fortune dwindled to a thimble full of filth (x2)

I may spend the rest of my life in jail but at least it’s got a floor!