I Wanna Be A Bear - Descendents

Got your Jordache jeans

Got your pretty long hair

Dinner and a movie powder your nose

Take your money for a lay

Just like pay

You’re just a human being on this planet

You’re just flesh and blood like all the rest

You’ll get old and have a wrinkled ass

Humans are cess I wanna be a bear

I wanna shit in the woods

In my cave hunt my prey

Could be you;

I wanna have food

Burgers not berries

Ladies are women but women are not ladies

Got a baited hook you’re calling it your cherry

You want to settle down

And you want to get married

I don’t want to smell your muff