Rapunzel & Flynn vs. Anna & Kristoff (Princess Rap Battle) -

Princess Rap Battle!

Rapunzel and Flyyn

Versus

Anna and Kristoff

Let the rap battle begin!

-Rapunzel-

My hair’s so soft but I ball so hard

That my body heard brings all the boys to the yard

I was the caged birs singing busting back on the scene

This little lost princess is the long-locked queen of

RAP-UN-ZEL, right in my name

Coming back for my crown with my magical mane

I’m a chef, guitarist, painter, potter, scholar, singer, dancer

Knocking me but like Elsa’s door you haven’t got an answer

You.

and your past your peek

Even the silver in your hair is a loosing streak

I can’t believe how dumb you are how stucking

for a sucker

I’ll say it twice

You stink on ice

Did I mumbled Motherfucker!

-Anna-

I’m not ANA I’m ANNA

I go ham when I wanna

You can’t handle the drama

Slam a dram prima Donna

A once upon a timer I know better than momma

Frozen fever so hot

I hafta chill in a sunna

Blondy’s only got three books

And a mother that bethreas her

And it doesn’t even pass her

With chill razor with no razors

Sun Flower in a tower

Tricked by a kindnapper

Me?

I woulda capped her and freekin' witch slapped her

You’re not he brightest lantern and your muggy just fugly

The word on the street

Is that you’re duckling ain’t snugly

Agrophic abore and I don’t know what is sadder

That you’ve never worn shoes

Or that you’re just a rope ladder

-Flynn-

I’m kinda like this oaf

But I’m dash smart and beauteous

He’s the biggest horse’s ass than Maximu’s glutteous

My dream came true

The girl, the castle, the money

I’m the wanted man she wanted man

The future looks sunny

This drope both… has the royal insider

And since we got hitched

We are both Flynn Riders

You think you’re hot shit

But your sister was colder

I’ll met the ice in your heart

When I heat up I smolder

-Kristof-

You’re a fraud Eugenne

I’ll pop your head like a twist off

This robber’s getting crobbed when Kirstoff gets pissed off

My reindeer Sven, is so damn frosty

Santa’s like:

«Damn that’s a cold ass donkey»

I love Anna not her title

I would never two timer

You’re a terrible rhymer

A tower and social climber

You’re a colossal debacle

Even Olaf knows you’re awful

You’re stroked as your nose

I should dess you like gothel

-Rapunzel-

Can I end this business?

Hells yes I can!

Whit the business end of my frying pan

Tied up and tangled

strung up and strangled

We get your head rejected

When we’re missing you tangled

So hungry for a husband