Thanks to the Cathouse (I'm in the Doghouse with You) - Johnny Paycheck

The last time I touched you must have been 6 months ago

It was hassles and headaches

And every damn time you said no

But passion has feelings and cold showers did me no good

So I went out looking for something

Someone that could

Well I stopped at this roadhouse

That’s known for it’s women and fun

But the bartender told me

That all the good looking women’s gone home

Out of sheer desperation found me at Rosie’s back door

Everyone knows what the back room of Rosie’s is for

But if I had of known

I never would have told you the truth

Thanks to the cathouse

I’m in the doghouse with you

Well I don’t feel that guilty

I don’t have that many regrets

You keep rubbing my nose in something I’d rather forget

If you don’t want to love me

The next time you turn on the chill

Remember there’s someone

In the back room of Rosie’s who will

But if I had of known

I never would have told you the truth

Thanks to the cathouse

I’m in the doghouse with you

Thanks to the cathouse

I’m in the doghouse with you