The Brouhaha - Beastie Boys

Now what the blood clot, I rap a lot

What you gonna do when the beat goes drop?

Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Who the illest?

You know my name’s Adam, stop callin' me Phyllis

Ya hear some fuss, you’re like what’s the clamor?

It’s just me naked on the cover of Glamour

A phenomenon, pandemonium

The club is blowing up like plutonium

What’s all the fanfare, what’s the to do

We’re known to bring the hullabaloo

On stage or at the spa

Guaranteed we bring the brouhaha

‘Cause it’s a brouhaha

‘Cause it’s a brouhaha

There’s a commotion that’s goin' down

I talk more shit than drown the clown

I’m like that freak from Cirque du Soleil

With my leg behind my head and a rhyme to say

Ten nine eight seven six five four

Get upon the mic and I’m a even the score

One two three, three to two one

Don’t carry a knife and I don’t carry a gun

Yo, we be making mountains out of Cool Whip

Pass me the mint for the julep

Tell me everybody where is the love

Hey yo what’s the motherfuckin' hubbub

‘Cause it’s a brouhaha

‘Cause it’s a brouhaha

Communicator check one two one two

This is Bones McCoy on a line to Sulu

Set the bullshit to warp factor one

Check your tri-corder set your phaser to stun

Oh mai oui you can catch me

At Jon Vie with a pastry

C’est ci c’est la oh n’est pas

Qu’est-ce-que c’est le brouhahaha

Ha haha haha!

Just back from Japan and ooh I’m laggin'

Goin' rao rao with the dungeon dragon

You can dance if you want to leave your friends behind

But if they don’t dance and then they won’t dance

They can kiss my fuckin' ass

‘Cause it’s a brouhaha

‘Cause it’s a brouhaha