Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant with My Two-Headed Love Child - Mojo Nixon, Skid Roper

Debbie Gibson is pregnant, with my two headed love child

It’s a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now

Stark raving naked in the fornication nation

We were secretly married out in Las Vegas

At a little bitty chapel, Joan Collins married us

Rootin tootin, ain’t high falutin'

Rick Astley is a pantywaist, mash my butt in his face

He’s teeny tiny two inches of terror, they’re all gonna scare you

Hairbrained cockamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot

No truth to the rumour about Spuds and Debbie G

Only went to the motel, just to watch a little TV

Hate that dog, he must die

T-T-T-T-T-Tiffany, is wrestling in jello

Body slamming Debbie G, they’re covered head to toe

Hard on, my hard on

I’m stark raving naked in the fornication nation

Stark raving naked in the fornication nation