Tombstone Valentine - Wigwam

Landladies are real strange people

Gotta watch what they do

Rent places for real fat prices

Then outta the blue

Raise hell outta noise and suchlike

And my boogie kazoo

Send her a valentine

She goes for her walks on Wednesdays

On a Saturday night

Straight down to the local graveyard

By the moony moonlight

She likes to read all the tombstones

Read between the lines

Makes meanings that spell her stories

Then makes them alright

Send her a valentine

She keeps her monkeys in a budgie’s case

I have heard them cry

'Save our souls cause we don’t wanna die so young'