I Made the Team (Parody of "I'm Eighteen" by Alice Cooper) - ApologetiX

I fall on my face and hands

The last ball knocked me on the ground

«Find us a hitter,» they shout in the stands

I’m annoying all the fans

I made the team -- and I don’t know how to bunt

Made the team -- I just don’t score any runs

Made the team -- I’ve got swing and pray

I’m gonna get out anyway

I’ll go running to the wrong base, oh yeah

I’ve got, a Babe Ruth’s waist and an old man’s arm

Look at me field -- you’ll get alarmed

Don’t always throw where I’m taught, there’s no doubt

Still I keep winnin' -- it’s a miracle how

But I made the team -- I get confused every play

Made the team -- I guess I’m no Willie Mays

Made the team -- my God He did the trade

LEAD

I fall on my face and my hands

I fall at the feet of Christ

I’m just a sinner -- a little-league life

But I’m important in my Lord’s plans

I made the team, and I like it!

Yes, I like it!

Whoa, I like it, love it, like it, love it

Made the team, made the team, made the team and I like it!