Silicon Hips - Major Parkinson

Goddamn those silicon hips smell bad

Yet it feels like their real in every way

Cause ever since I took this job in June, I’ve been a sucker for girls

I watch them run, I watch them spin

Once upon a time, when the world was a dirty scene

I had a redneck, spandex, vagabond eating disorder

I said I don’t wanna die like my mother used to do

It was a perfect holiday

Now I’m feeling so alone.

I want attention!

I was alone because I lost my only friend

He’s the latest fashion to be seen

A boulevard of rusty limousines.

Yes, out in the back it blew my brain

Now the years are crashing by

Still I’m looking for some purity

A perfect house, a quiet life with Judy Garland

But one day I trapped myself in common sense and barricaded my door with all

these flashy trends

Cause somehow over the rainbow life is so unfair

Is it me I’m looking for?

Well I don’t care

Will you take this ring?

Sorry to inform you, I could never love you like you do

You’ll never make me bleed the way you chew those rotten puzzle crackers when

your mind is a blindfold

Pick me up, hang me like a sucker in a leash

I can tell you anything you wanna hear

Save me from the cash register brutality

Coming from your Stairmasterbater vanity

You see, everything left is a cup of sanity

And all the parasites in your domestic personality

Goddamn those silicon hips smells bad

Yet it feels like their real in every way

But one day they’ll fry under the sun

On the tip of a gun.

I guess that’s how it’s done

But when I’m sturdy will I love myself, start a riot, start a fight,

start a revolution

Will I be different in this world if I threw away this superficial life?

Cause, that is what you do to me!

Yes, that is what you do to me!

Cause I’m feeling, so alone and I want to…