The Breathalyser - Rick Wakeman

I woke up this morning

Woah my head was throbbing so bad I just couldn’t sleep

My eyes had ceased to serve me

Last night I past a police car in a thirty mile a hour zone and I was doing 93

That’s what they say

I’m a guilty man oh so I blew in the breathalyser

Watch those pretty little crystals turn a shade of disgusting blue

They took me down to the station, but I refused to give a blood test

So they went and took the urine out of me

Oh, oh oh man, that’s piercing