Major Happy's Up And Coming Once Upon A Good Time Band - The Rutles

Once upon a good time on this very day

Somewhere in another universe

A band got in a van and drove for miles on end

They just this minute got here with no time to rehearse

They’ve not even had a sound-check but don’t worry folks, it’s true

Whatever Major Happy did for them they’ll do for you!

Here we are once again on another one night stand

Major Happy’s Up and Coming Once Upon A Good Time Band

Major Happy, Major Happy, Majah Happy, Made ya happy

Major Happy’s Up and Coming Easy-Going Good Time Band

We’re only here for you out there so give yourselves a great big hand

Major Happy, Major Happy, Majah Happy, Made ya Happy

So put your hands together and let’s really hear it for

Major Happy’s Up and Coming Once Upon a Good Time Band…