Happy Hour - The Housemartins

It’s happy hour again

I think I might be happy if I wasn’t out with them

And they’re happy it’s a lovely place to be Happy that the fire is real the barman is a she

Where the haircuts smile

And the meaning of style

Is a night out with the boss

Where you win or you lose

And it’s them who choose

And if you don’t win then you’ve lost

What a good place to be Don’t believe it

'Cause they speak a different language

And it’s never really happened to me Don’t believe it

'Cause they speak a different language

And it’s never really happened to me It’s another night out with the boss

Following in footsteps overgrown with moss

And they tell me that women grow on trees

And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees

Where they open all their wallets

And they close all their minds

And they love to buy you all a drink

And then we ask all the questions

And you take all your clothes off

And go back to the kitchen sink