Like Donald Duck - Trick or Treat

Welcome into my tale\nI think it’s like a game\nbut I swear if you laugh\nI’ll put you inside a microwave!\nNow have you understood?\nListen to me until the end\nthe story is not too long\nand 'llI tell you through my song\nYesterday, I went to the market\nI bought a beautiful shirt\nit was very expansive and ill luck was near\nOutside there was a big carpet\nand a child stumbled over it\nhe spilled on me his colored ink\nand fuck, fuck everything!\nWhy am I always fucked?\nI can’t find my sure way\nthe people tell me I’m a grumbler\nonly you Daisy Duck stay together with me\nand I love you today and again and again\nI think my life is a joy\nwhen you are with me\nmy problems are all closed outdoors\nbut when I am alone\nI make only disasters\nIt’s true I am like Donald Duck\nNow I throw away my shirt\nI’m very, very hurt\nI’ve lost big wallet’s part,\noh Daisy forgive me!\nI have another one\nthis is not very funny\nit happened this morning\nwhen I went to the park\n(bridge)\nI met a pretty girl\nand she was looking for me\nI didn’t want to make it\nbut she came near me\nshe said to me «I want you»\nI said to her «I need you»\nshe kissed me and… ha ha!\ndon’t worry I’m making fun