Imaginary Boyfriend - Pintandwefall

He is perfect and I always know what he’s about to say next

We have these ridiculously long discussions it’s the best

I tell him he’s mine and he tells me I’m his for end of times

Never apart we go everywhere together, we’re as one cause

He lives in my head

A one-room apartment in my brain

Bedroom in my frontal lobe

He’s alive in my mind

He is always there for me and knows just what to say when I’m sad

When we go to the movies we get two for the price of one

He eats literally nothing, he’s really cheap to support

I don’t want to even imagine what life would be if he was real

Imaginary boyfriend

He’s all I have and he’s all I need

Imaginary boyfriend

Don’t try to steal him, cause I will know

Imaginary boyfriend

He’s father material and a dream son in law

Imaginary boyfriend

Do get to know his brother, he’s great, too

Imaginary boyfriend

Amazing in bed, always satisfies me

Imaginary boyfriend

Never annoys me and always does what I want to do

Better than all,

Better than real