Bad Worker - The Replacements

Get them fingerprints off of this glass

Wanna keep your job you better start kissing somebody’s ass

Excuse me miss

I gotta get under your feet

Oh, one day honey when I ain’t got this broom

I’ll get you in a room in between some filthy sheets

'Cause I’m a bad worker

My father would be ashamed

I’m a bad, bad worker

I’ll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

Drag my vacuum in the office of a courtroom star

Crossing the street, I didn’t wipe, I was tracking tar

All I need is another warnin' slip, oh no

Well I drank a cup of coffee and I read a magazine

Looking for the boss who was nowhere to be seen

'Cause I’m a bad worker

My father would be ashamed

I’m a bad, bad worker

I’ll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

An eye for an eye

A tooth for a tooth

Vote for me

And I’ll set everybody

Maybe lay everybody off

Get them fingerprints off of my neck

Sure you haven’t cleaned in the office yet

Finish that cigarette on your own sweet time

Worked so hard I ain’t got a pocket full of dime, quarter or a penny

'Cause I’m a bad worker

My father would be ashamed

I’m a bad, bad worker

Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage