Australias - A Wilhelm Scream

I get up in the morning, eyes swollen shut

Past peek, stale and weak & washed up

That Squid versus the Whale and Cheney’s

Got me reminiscing on my future lately

So I take it outside.

Take down the coffee

Turn off the lights

I blame you for all of this and that’s my fault

Oh, my friend, one hand blames the other one

I’ll know when to quit but I’m not yet done

Try to pull the wool over the wolf

Till you can’t see the white of my eyes

Your bastard’s not so young anymore

I can’t start the menace

So I’m skipping out on breakfast

Plenty of shit, I gotta eat during the week

In the case of a catastrophe, I will tell you honestly

I’m most definitely in the weeds

But if you feel like complaining…

Blame me for everything.

It’s all my fault

Oh, my man, one hand blames the other one

I’ll know when to quit but I’m not yet done

Try to pull the wool over the wolf

Till you can’t see the white of my eyes

Your bastard’s not so young anymore

You’re pouring out salt on every wound

With the salt of the earth disguise

Your bastard’s aren’t so young anymore and you know it

What you throw out won’t come back to you

Why would it

Put it down.

Come back to it.

Put it down

Try to pull the wool over the wolf

Till you can’t see the white of my eyes

Your bastard’s not so young anymore

You’re pouring out salt on every wound

With the salt of the earth disguise

Your bastard’s aren’t so young anymore

Put it down.

No time like the next one.

Put it down

Each day the same as the last one

For just another poor sport