Damned - AC/DC

Don’t smoke don’t fight don’t light no cigarettes

Or else you’ll wind up in the can

No jokes no rights sit tight don’t fool around

You are a guest of Uncle Sam

Stand up look right don’t slouch and stand at ease

Allow no sex above the knees

When I snap you jump into the master plan

I’ll be damned

Well I’ll be damned

I’ll be damned if I drink or smoke

Damned if I steal your joke

I’ll be damned if I go for broke

Damned if I do

Damned if I don’t

Don’t talk don’t fool don’t try to mess around

I’ll make a monkey outta you

You sign your name right on that dotted line boy

I’ll be damned

I’ll be damned if I drink or smoke

Damned if I steal your joke

I’ll be damned if I go for broke

Damned if I do

And damned if I don’t, yeah

Come on

I’ll be damned if I drink or smoke

Damned if I steal your joke

I’ll be damned if I go for broke

I’m damned if I do

I’m damned if I don’t

I’ll be damned if I drink or smoke

Damned if I steal your joke

I’ll be damned if I go for broke

I’m damned if I do

I’m damned if I don’t

I’ll be damned

I’ll be damned

I’ll be damned

I’ll be damned

I’ll be damned

I’ll be damned

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