UFC Ears - Adam Sandler

He’s a very strong lad

But he hasn’t been laid in years

Because the strong and handsome lad

Has a terrible case of UFC ears

UFC ears, UFC ears

Cauliflower wrestling, UFC ears

UFC ears, UFC ears

Swollen and disfigured UFC ears

He can beat you in the Octagon

Afterwards drink 30 beers

But that doesn’t change The horrible fact

He also has a case of UFC ears

UFC ears, UFC ears

Tiny little holes in his UFC ears

UFC ears, UFC ears

Can’t stop looking at those UFC ears

Heavyweight boxers get the broken nose

Ballet dancers Have those fucked up toes

MLB pitchers all have crazy beards

But I can’t believe these guys Can fucking hear

With those UFC ears

UFC ears

Puffy and disturbing UFC ears

UFC ears, that’s right, UFC ears

Cries himself to sleep He’s got UFC ears

Now, after the show tonight

I’ll be shaking With cheeks wet with tears

Because he’s going to find me And beat my fucking head in

Screaming, «Welcome to the club Of UFC ears»

Ears

Ears

Ears

Ears

Yeah.

Oh my.

That’s some smokey shit.

This is not from us.

There is a fucking

fire.

Let’s get the fuck out of here.

Quick.

No, I’m just joking.

Don’t…

don’t bail on me.

— Is that going into your mouth?

— That's… Yeah, that’s…

That’s what she said.

Yes.

Very good.

— - That was fun.

Really good.

I liked that.