Jobe Bells - Afroman

Dashing through these hoes

Cadillac’s and sixty 'fo's

On three wheels we go

Clocking lots of doe

Cellphone ringtone ring

My song «because I got high»

Smoking weed while I watch

The police flying by!

Oh, jinglebell, east palmdale jobe is back and not whack

Oooh found your daughter and you finally caught 'er and you mad 'cause I’m black

Ahaha I f**ked her good, just like I should, I think I blew her balloon

I didn’t use a condom and now we have a problem, she havin' my baby in June

(Say what?!)

I know this holiday hooker

I think her name is Jan

And if you 'ain't got no money (Hell yeah)

She’s got a layaway plan

I got a blowjob from her friend

I think her name is Gwen

My dick plugged up her mouth

She couldn’t get no oxygen!

Oh jinglebell, county jail, jobe’s from the hood

Skinny women suck my dick real good but their butt cheeks feel like wood (Ouch!)

I be swimmin, in big fat women, when I’m in the sack (Ooh!)

Why have a skinny little bicycle bitch when I can ride a cadillac?!

I met this beautiful woman, she said she was Hawaiian

She said she didn’t like black guys, however she was lyin'

She’d seen my go detonas, all my coupes and cash

She licked my hairy balls, like chocolate coconuts!

Oh, jinglebell, shotgun shell, sheriff got a gun

He pulled the trigger, shot that nigga look at that mo' fucka run!

Hit 'em in the head, kicked him in the ass, put a kneecap in his chest

Went to the court, and told the judge, «This man was resisting arrest!»