PoBitch Skit - Afroman

Po bitch po bitch

mad cuz hes broke and im rich

po bitch po bitch

cryin on the internet little snitch

Po bitch po bitch

mad cuz hes broke and im rich

po bitch po bitch

cryin on the internet little snitch

I meet different people in the streets

I can sing, I can rap, I can do beats

Back when I was a K-I-D

rappers where assholes to me

I don’t wanna be like the bad rapper

I wanna be the good rap the love for the hood rap

So I listen to the circumstances

And if I can I give people chances

Nobody gave shit to me but should I be like them

You sink I swim

No I shouldn’t so I should help people out if I could

What about people like po bitch

Yealous of me and he wanna be rich

Don’t wanna crawl before he walks

Po bitch po bitch

mad cuz hes broke and im rich

po bitch po bitch

cryin on the internet little snitch

Po bitch po bitch

mad cuz hes broke and im rich

po bitch po bitch

cryin on the internet little snitch

I don’t wanna come off like a jerk

But everybody in the world has to work

Everyday I spend money, lend money without brining in money, its not funny

Gotta make a profit I can’t be broke like po bitch is with no crack to smoke

I make money off everything like a flat broke crack smoke human being

Named po bitch, internet snitch, dissing me making me rich

Drunk n high, afro 420, po lil bitch gets no money

But you can get the fuck out my face and cry to the world on myspace

A snitch is something I must destroy, never sell crack with po bitch

Po bitch po bitch

mad cuz hes broke and im rich

po bitch po bitch

cryin on the internet little snitch

Po bitch po bitch

mad cuz hes broke and im rich

po bitch po bitch

cryin on the internet little snitch

We live around the corner why you on the internet

You say you gonna sue me but the letter hasn’t came yet

I gave you a place to stay, you stole my equipment, bought some J

You can loose some real-estate but gain possession

You won’t teach me a painful lesson I’m teach you one

back up you done, stay on the run with your crack baby son

barny, cookie monster with lerengitis your flat ass bitch got aids and hepatitis

I love big women, yeah thats true, thats why I fucked you

Bent you over, stuck my dick in, you’ll be ready for the pen

Snitch in there like you do out here, you won’t be around next year

Po bitch po bitch

mad cuz hes broke and im rich

po bitch po bitch

cryin on the internet little snitch

Po bitch po bitch

mad cuz hes broke and im rich

po bitch po bitch

cryin on the internet little snitch

You made a song calling me a bitch nigger

but I’m a pimp and your beats made me rich nigger

I made fat dough out of fresh dough, paid you good you big fat crack hoe

Asshole, you a sad soul, sore loser, out in the cold

You say I’m washed up but you never washed in

I bet you wash everybody’s drawers in the pen

Come to my house and pull the trigger get off the internet snitch ass nigger

Fuck all this drama you got your ass kicked by your baby momma

So pack your pistols and your rifles, watch them black gangster cisciples

Barking like big dog internet poodles, I’m eating steak while you fools eat

noodles

Po bitch po bitch

mad cuz hes broke and im rich

po bitch po bitch

cryin on the internet little snitch

Po bitch po bitch

mad cuz hes broke and im rich

po bitch po bitch

cryin on the internet little snitch

Ey huss up its the hungry hustla the american dream to successful failure

The accepted reject Afro-motherfucking-m-a-n from pimpdale Pimpafornia you know

what I’m saying

You know bitches get in line but they get checked you know what I’m saying

You know Grass grow gotta cut you know what I’m saying

and pretty soon you gotta cut it again you know

Its just like inhale exhale eastside palmdale