Whack Rappers - Afroman

This next song is dedicated to all wack rappers

And all the wack people that like and buy they wack music

I think you crazy

If you like Jay-Z

Don’t Change Clothes

Change the CD!

Murphy Lee

What the hook gon’be?

Cause you do need a hook and another beat

Jermaine Dupri, you know you wrong

Fucked up Chingy’s song!

Afro motherfucking M-A-N

Can’t stand no motherfuckin’Ying Yang Twins

I think Lil’Jon And The Eastside Boys

Is and ignorant, irritating bunch of noise

If you don’t gave a damn gon’throw it out

If you don’t gave a damn gon’throw it out

The windoooooooooow Up against the wall!

Up against the wall, Laugh when the motherfucker fall

These fools can’t rap at all

I never buy your tune from The Neptune

When they beat come on I hope it go off soon

Fabolous?

What’s Fabolous about it?

I think you terrible, music unbearable

Ripping off Ma$e

With that look on his face

Aw man, I rest my case

Kelis, wow

I hate her so much right now

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Who gave her a record deal?

Oh my God!

Nas is in the video with Kelis

Jay-Z is in the video with Beyonce

Both of these rappers are wack

Yet people talk smack about forty Belafonte

The music industry is using the slang

And try to play it off like they doin’they thang'

Come on Camrom

Oh boy Oh boy Dipset Dipset Oh boy Oh boy

How can you be from a city so black?

And bust shitty lyrics that Whick Whick Wack

Get back on Kelis

Oh yeah Kelis

This is what I want you to do Get on your knees, face me I got a milkshake for you and it’s tasty

Just like your album

Puff Daddy, Enough already!

Now it’s P. Diddy

Still sound shitty

How can your group be called 'Da Band'

Nobody plays an instrument man

I dont play B2K

R&B singers Be Too Gay

You know they broke up over money

Oh yeah

Thats too bad I don’t Care

I think its good, no doubt

They can stop putting all that bullshit out!

Like what

What a girl want, What a girl need

A fuckin’job and a brand new hair weave

What a girl want, What a girl need

A fuckin’job and a brand new…

Bump Bump Bump

Now this all I wanna do Bump Bump Bump

That’s my song That’s what I wrote down on a piece of paper

Bump Bump Bump

Call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wanna do a verse with me Take that, Take that

Real Pimps get down on the flo'

But I don’t see a hoe, In the video

I know, Why is David Banner runnin’from The Clan?

What happend to the bitches man?

Hmm.

Cadillac on 22's

Why is David Banner taking off his shoes?

It’s suppost to be about Cadillacs

Not David Banner bringing dead people back

Even though its all good

It might get misunderstood

Dance skippy Miss Hippy is the hood

Raps Im writing up, I can’t lighten up Until these wack ass rappers tighten up Missy Elliot thinks she looks like Halle Berry

That scary

Her CD aint worth it Pur your money in your pocket and reverse it Her CD aint worth it Pur your money in your pocket and reverse it Missy Elloit makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elloit makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elloit makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elloit makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy Elloit makes a bunch of bullshit

Missy… Hey check this out man

I can’t stand her music, going in my ear

If you like Missy Elliot, get the fuck out of here

I can’t stand her music, going in my ear

If you like Missy Elliot, get the fuck out of here

Most rappers are Wack

Just like the people they attract

Most rappers are Wack

Just like the people they attract

Most rappers are Wack

Just like the people they attract

Most rappers are Wack

Just like the people they attract

Trinas on TV, Yeah ooh she fine

Hey homey

Trinas on TV

Not when she rapping, press mute

And now we’re gonna play a single from the album 'Weaveolution'

Even with a weave, I can’t stand Eve

Even with a weave, I can’t stand Eve

Even with a weave, I can’t stand Eve

Even with a weave, I can’t stand Eve

Even with a weave, I can’t stand Eve

I cant stand Eve, Thats what I said

She got a pinhead

Most people head is round

Hers go up and down, like a peanut

She could be pretty

If her atttude wasn’t so shitty

Talkin about Ya trying to come through the back do'

She aint got no back do’what she talking smack fo'?

Male bashing with Mary J Like Queen Latifah she must be gay

In my radio you gets no play

Not today

What the fuck happend to MTV?

Why these wack people get to make a CD?

I don’t know man, Look at 50 Cent

He don’t move his mouth when he rappin’man

He be rappin’like Mike Tyson or something

He don’t move his mouth

Open Yo’Mouth!

'I'll teach you how to Stunt'

Teach me how to Stunt?

They need to let me teach em’how to roll a fat blunt

Get high, get drunk and take it easy

And stop making songs so cheesy!

Now Mannie Fresh is actually fresh

And Juvenile

I like his style

But the worst rapper I ever heard man

Is the wack ass motherfucking Birdman

What about Silkk the Shocker?

My name is Silkk and I’ll shock you

I just been shocked by Silkk the Shocker!