Questing Upon the Poop Deck - Alestorm

There’s nothing more that a pirate loves best

Than coming across a magnificent chest

But digging a hole’s just the start o' the task

The real quest is getting inside of the cask

Unsheathing your weapon to open the locks

And finding the treasure inside of the box

In right stormy waters, through night and through day

'Til the poop deck is covered with salty white spray

Woah-oh

Ya don’t want to end up shipwrecked

Woah-oh

I’m questing upon the poop deck

Woah-oh

You’d be better off watching Star Trek

Woah-oh

I’m questing upon the poop deck

Sailing the Red Sea’s a dangerous duty

But there’s more than one way to plunder a booty

Plunging your sword through a gaping axe wound

You’d be better to wait until the new moon

If you are brave you can sail 'round the back

By rowing your ship through a forbidden crack

By dropping your anchor in murkier waters

You can be sure you’ll have no sons or daughters

Woah-oh

Ya don’t want to end up shipwrecked

Woah-oh

I’m questing upon the poop deck

Woah-oh

This song is a pain in the neck

Woah-oh

I’m questing upon the poop deck

Woah-oh

I don’t want to end up shipwrecked

Woah-oh

I’m questing upon the poop deck

Woah-oh

This song’s not about anal sex

Woah-oh

Woah-oh

Woah-oh

I’m questing upon the poop deck