I'm on Hold - Alex Cornell

Well, I’ve been sitting here all day

I’ve been sitting in this waiting room

And I’ve been waiting on my friends

Yes, I’m waiting on this conference call, all alone

And I’m on hold, yes I’m on hold

I hope it’s not all day, 'ey!

Well, I wonder where they are

Yes, I wonder where my friends have gone (Where did they go?)

Tell me, where could they be

While I’m waiting on this conference all (I don’t know!)

Well, I’m holding on my phone, yes I’m holding on the line, 'ey!

I don’t where they are, I don’t know why I’m still alone, mmm

I’m on hold, oh yes, I’m on hold, I hope it’s not all day, hey!

Well, let me tell you all a story

About a man who was on hold all day, yes he was

Now, maybe he had the time wrong, and maybe he didn’t

There’s just no way for me to say

And yes, I have seen some long hold times in my day, yes I have

And this was one of the worst

Now, this young man did not hang up the telephone

And you guess what happened

Haha yeah, that call began, that call started

So stay on hold, you gotta stay on hold, don’t go away