Everybody Burps - ApologetiX

Well, don’t take this wrong and deny it

But at night you snore a lot

And your snoring’s bad enough

But your wife’s is like King Kong

Don’t let yourself gloat

Forget your crummy pride

'Cause everybody burps

Sometimes

Some guys never think they’re wrong

Now that’s why I sing this song

Well, your neighbors might do wrong (hold on, hold on)

But you’re still not better, though (hold on)

If you think Romans 2:1

Isn’t right, well, hang on

'Cause everybody burps

Take comfort in that fact

Everybody burps

Don’t throw it back

Whoa-oh-oh-oh no

Don’t go and brag

You’re still not good enough

No, no, no, not at all

If you’re on the ropes in this life

Put faith in Christ alone

When you think you’ve done too much

To get right, well, hang on

'Cause everybody burps

But some find

Everyone needs Christ

Everybody’s heard

Come find

But everybody burps

Sometimes

A whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot

(No, no, no, no, no)

A whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot

(No, no, no, no, no)

(No, no, no, no, no, you oughta know)