Mary's Got a Son (Parody of "Janie's Got a Gun") - ApologetiX

Oh, Mary, honey, what have you got?

Most don’t know it’s the Son of my God

Oh, Mary, honey, what have you got?

Oh, my Lord, it’s Your Son!

Wow!

Na na na — Na na na

Na na na — Na na na

Mary’s got a son — Joseph’s not the one

The whole world’s havin' fun

Wond’rin' how that was done

Babies need daddies too

What if it could be true?

They say when Mary was expectin'

They found it unbelievable

But man she hadn’t known

And if the baby’s God’s own Son

It ain’t really inconceivable

Mary’s got a son — Herod’s come undone

He don’t need anyone

To rule the country he’s tryin' to run

They tell me that this guy’s cruel

What did King Herod do?

He killed the little bitty babies

The man has got to be insane

Oh oh oh oh

So all the males age two and under

All died and it’s a wonder

That the son she had for God escaped

Run away, run away from the king, yeah

Run away, run away from the king, yeah

Run away, run away, run from the king, yeah

LEAD

Mary’s got a son — and it’s not much fun

The ordeal’s just begun

And now the family is on the run

What should poor Mary do?

This baby can’t die on you

She had to take Him down to Egypt

And put her boy where He’d be safe

Oh oh oh oh

She said, I hope nobody sees me

The family’s got to flee

We’d be better off to leave this place!

Run away, run away from the king, yeah

Run away, run away from the king, yeah

Run away, run away, run from the king, yeah

Mary’s got a son — and He’s God’s own Son

Mary’s got a son -- and everybody is gonna come (Yeahhh)

Mary’s got a son -- the story’s just begun (Yeahhh)

Now everybody is gonna come (No one really knows the Father)

Because Mary’s got a son (Only Jesus Christ)

And He’s God’s own son (But His Daddy may adopt ya, but ya)

The story’s just begun (Need to see the light)

And everybody is gonna come (Yeahhh)

Mary’s got a son (Yeahhh)

Mary’s got a son (Yeahhh)

The story’s just begun (Yeahhh)