Obadiah (Parody of "Hold the Line" by Toto) - ApologetiX

He’s not like Isaiah but he’s holy

Does not have Isaiah’s way with words

He’s not Jeremiah or Ezekiel my friends

He’s not really famous like Daniel and them

Does not have a great big book

But the things that he said all came true

Obadiah wasn’t a talky kind of guy

No, no, no

Obadiah wasn’t a talky kind of guy

No, no, no

The prophets had words that they told the -- world

The longest of them was Jeremiah -- wooo

The prophet Isaiah had more chapters than he

But he double spaced them or something it seems

Along with those great big books

There’s a dinky one-chapter book, too

Obadiah wasn’t a talky kind of guy

No, no, no

Obadiah wasn’t a talky kind of guy

No, no, no

The prophets had words that they told us

A lot of them wasted little time -- whooo

Zeph’niah, Joel, and Nahum wrote three chapters each

Habakkuk the same, Haggai one less than these

But topping the names of books with the thinnest of pages is who?

Obadiah wasn’t a talky kind of guy

No, no, no

Obadiah wasn’t a talky kind of guy

No, no, no