Peter Mac - Area-7

Down at the beach with Mrs. Mc Gregor

When will you learn?

You silly little beggar

So you fall prey, during most of the day

To the sting of the ultra-violet ray

Knock, knock, knock — here comes Mr. Cancer

It’s all because you’ve been a nudie prancer

It’s all your fault, you’ve invited him over

…big and hairy, melanoma

When your skin’s peeling back

From your face and your back — it’s Peter Mac

…and when the moles on your feet

Seem to constantly bleed — it’s Peter Mac

Be very careful when you’re down at the beach

Where ultra violet is the nature of the beast

As you turn brown, you may think you’re a hunk

But cancer is removed in very large chunks