Nachos - Art Rush

Hooked up with this chick

On the Friday before

Monday, I was going home

And I decided I wanted nachos

The idea had been in the back of my head all day

I wanted nachos

The idea had been in the back of my head the whole day

I got to Woolworths

And walking around

Realised I didn’t have enough money for cheese

So I just bought chips and dip

Cornchips and salsa

Just after I bought the stuff

I was walking past Xquisito when

I saw the chick

That I hooked up with

On the Friday

Pretend to keep busy

Pretend to keep busy

Do you think she saw me Do you think she saw us Went to tell one of the guys about it When I saw her walking

into aisle five

She had her mobile

pressed to her face

When I saw her walking

into aisle five

I clearly heard her say

Omg I just saw him

(Omg I just saw him

and omg she just saw me)

I ended up being sick that night

(Worst flu that I’ve ever had

and I think I got it from her)

Cold sweat, joint pain

Migraine

Cold sweat, joint pain

Migraine

I got her number

But I haven’t called

I probably won’t

I probably won’t

She had a lazy eye

She was three years older

Freaked out when she

found out my age

I didn’t pay for any of the five beers I had that night

I had that night

My glasses broke that night

The arm snapped off in my pocket