Quality - Barenaked Ladies

Just show me the venue

When I’m the menu

It’s personalized

The life of the party

I’m like Billy Barty

But regular-sized

I guess I should explain

Your guests will go insane

For me

Cause I’m serving up quality

It can’t be beat

If you’re not down

Vote with your feet

My quality, biology

Enhanced with high technology

Over in England

Everything bent

But I’m satisfied

I hung with the stars there

You know they drive cars there

On the other side

They barely noticed me

You said you’d go with me

Always

Cause I’m serving up quality

It can’t be beat

If you’re not down

Vote with your feet

My quality, biology

Inspired some Greek mythology

It’s all true

Cross my heart and hope to die

I swear to you

Stick a needle in your eye

And if you’ve been misled

May some lightning strike me dead

Back Japan, they

Did not understand, they

Sent me back here

But look at them now, they’re

Rubbing my cow, there

And feeding it beer

I may go back someday

They’ll have a huge buffet

For me

Cause I’m serving up quality, it can’t be beat

If you’re not down, vote with your feet

My quality, mirology

Is studied in theology

It’s quality, it can’t be beat

If you’re not down, vote with your feet

My quality, biology

Enhanced with high technology