I Should Have Worn a Condom - Bart Baker

I’m a dirty, old bum looking for anything to bone

Got my dick in my hand and headed to the glory hole (Glory Hole!)

It don’t matter what you look like as long as you’re asleep with me

All the girls get mad when I give them my STDs

Doctors say my AIDS is full blown now

I Should Have Worn a Condom!

Got so many kids that I lost count

I Should Have Worn a Condom!

Gonorrhea, crabs and got syphilis too

I Should Have Worn a Condom!

And if you wanna bang Imma give ‘em to you

‘Cause I don’t have no condoms

Baby, baby, babies

Got so many babies

That’s there John, that’s Tyrone and over there is Isaac

I should have worn a rubber

‘Cause now they live in dumpsters

On top of that I gave the clap to all their fucking mothers

Check my style, take a good look, I’m broke, bitch

I can’t pay child support, I’m fucking broke, bitch

Gettin' brained in the alley from a possum

I Should Have Worn a Condom!

If you wake up with a bunch of bumps

This is what you say

«I Should Have Worn a Condom!»

And if you black out and you don’t pull out

This is what you say

«I Should Have Worn a Condom!»

And if you throw up because you got crabs chump

This is what you say

«I Should Have Worn a Condom!»

And if she has a hissy fit from your syphilis

This is what you say

«I Should Have Worn a Condom!»

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Goddamn!

These crabs and syphilis' killing me!

Hope my dick don’t fall off

Doctors say my AIDS is full blown now

I Should Have Worn a Condom!

Got so many kids that I lost count

I Should Have Worn a Condom!

Gonorrhea, crabs and got syphilis too

I Should Have Worn a Condom!

And if you wanna bang Imma give ‘em to you

‘Cause I don’t have no condoms