Intro Skit - Benny the Butcher

The wolf and the blade

It’s an old story about how about, um, Natives would put a, uh, a blade into

the ice

And the wolf would come and he would lick the blade

Right?

They would put blood on the blade, he would lick the blade

He would cut his tongue and continue to lick the blade until he bled to death

But he though he was eatin' something, he was lickin' the blood

Do you blame the wolf for tryin' to eat?

Or do you blame the person that put the knife in the ice?