You Could Drive A Person Crazy - Bernadette Peters

You could drive a person crazy

You could drive a person mad

Doo-doo-doo-doo doo

First you make a person hazy

So a person could be had

Doo-doo-doo-doo doo

Then you leave a person dangling sadly

Outside your door

Which it only makes a person gladly

Want you even more

I could understand a person

If it’s not a person’s bag

Doo-doo-doo-doo doo

I could understand a person

If the person was a drag

But worse than that

A person that

Titillates a person and then leaves her flat

Is crazy

He’s a troubled person

He’s a truly crazy person

Himself!

(spoken)

Oh, yes, we’v all known them, right?

(sung)

When a person’s prsonality is personable

He shouldn’t oughta sit like a lump

It’s harder than a matador coercin' a bull

To try to get you off of your rump

So single and attentive and attractive a man

Is everything a person could wish

But turning off a person is the act of a man

Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish

Knock, knock, is anybody there?

Knock, knock, it really isn’t fair

Knock, knock, I’m working all my charms

Knock, knock, a zombie’s in my arms

All that sweet affection

What is wrong?

Where’s the loose connection?

How long, oh Lord, how long?

You could drive a person buggy

You could blow a person’s cool

Doo-doo-doo-doo doo

First you make the person feel all huggy

While you make her feel a fool

Doo-doo-doo-doo doo

When a person says that you upset her

That’s when you’re good

You impersonate a person better

Than a zombie should

I can understand a person

If he wasn’t good in bed

Doo-doo-doo-doo doo

I could understand a person

If he actually was dead

Exclusive you

Elusive you

Will any person ever get the juice of you?

You’re crazy

You’re a lovely person

You’re a moving, deeply maladjusted

Never to be trusted

Crazy person

Yourself!