Happy - Beth Crowley

Don’t think that I’ve forgotten all the ways you did me wrong

But my friends are tired of hearing 'bout how you are satans spawn

So I’ve done a lot of thinking and I wanna wish you well

Just to prove how much I’ve grown since I told you to go to hell

I want you to be happy

Just not quite as happy as you could have been if you had stayed with me

And I hope that you’re successful

Like maybe not your dream job but a really solid second choice with a smaller

salary

And I know one day you’ll meet a girl

I bet she’ll be dumb and average looking

So when I compare myself to her

I won’t feel so sad 'bout what we might have had

That would make me happy

On Instagram I’ve hidden how much I have been a mess

I post pictures with mimosas, captioned «I'm so #blessed»

I confess that I’ve been lying, it’s time that I come clean

'Cause I’ve really turned a corner, let me tell you what I mean

I want you to be happy

Just not quite as happy as I plan on being with somebody else

And oh, he’ll be successful but doing what he loves

Because unlike you he knows that there is so much more to life than wealth

And when you find out I met a guy, I bet you’ll get drunk and then try to call

me

But I’ll tell you I don’t have the time to hear your regrets 'cause I couldn’t

care less

That would make me happy

And screw it, why do I have to pretend that I want the best for you?

'Cause if I’m being honest that is so far from the truth

'Cause you deserve to be

Unhappy

And if there’s any justice karma’s coming soon to bite you in the ass

'Cause we had something awesome

And if you couldn’t see it well you should pause this song and go have your

dumb eyes checked

And when you finally realize that you had it good when we were together

It will be too late to make it right

I won’t want to makeup because I won the breakup

That would make me happy

Yes, that would make me happy