Absolute Unit! - Billy Marchiafava

You’re currently listening to a fresh new single from Billy Marchiafava

Though his music is absolute garbage, I just can’t stop listening

So, sit back, relax, and enjoy

I’m so sick, yeah, I got rabies

Nice lady, born in '80s, on my hip like fanny pack

Won’t fall off like Jill and jack

You are singing along to this track, haha, that’s a fact

Two thumbs up while I count these racks

I’m on top like I am a hat

I’m going crazy in the booth

That’s just something rappers say, so I’ma say it 'cause I do

Your girl textin' on my phone, that’s too bad I’m 'boutta scoop

Superman, now watch me swoop, now I’m swervin' in the coupe

Hahaha, «Nice chorus!»

I keep going, my pocket enormous

Tyrannosaurus Rex how I net, Bowflex home gym how I flex

I walk and talk like headphons, you get red light syndrome

I think plot and gt it, you get nothing finished

My music sucks, that’s to the grave

You sound too serious, it’s all just sounds that’s pumpin' in your brain

We make music that we think were great, but really who’s to blame?

I don’t know, but if you ask me all my music sounds the same

How you doing?

Your girl tryna call me and beep me, Kim Possible

That is impossible, only because it ain’t plausible

Audible, blah, blah, blah, words, words, words

This beat be slappin' so lyrics don’t matter

I am not lyrical, lemme remind you

I’m eating caviar off of this platter

Necklace from Amazon, hope it don’t blind you

I’m going crazy in the booth

That’s just something rappers say, so I’ma say it 'cause I do

Your girl textin' on my phone, that’s too bad I’m 'boutta scoop

Superman, now watch me swoop, now I’m swervin' in the coupe

(Uh) Drop the melody

I’m in the kitchen, I feel like I’m Ramsey

I’m in the field, I feel like Shaun Bradley

I’m on your TV, Portman like Natalie

I’m in your radio, everywhere, satellite

In your computer, your career, nanobyte

No handlebars on the beat like I’m Flobots

I bought her shoes now she’s geekin' like Kelly

Liam Sullivan

You’re missin' shots, you takin' a mulligan

Woke up at eight then I started to ball again

I might go start a company then liquidate

Go broke, then go rob a bank on a Saturday

I am so sick of these tryhards, got allergies

Runnin' like battery

I made this song in five minutes haphazardly, yeah!

I’m going crazy in the booth

That’s just something rappers say, so I’ma say it 'cause I do

Your girl textin' on my phone, that’s too bad I’m 'boutta scoop

Superman, now watch me swoop, now I’m swervin' in the coupe