Guns, Gold & Guitars - Billy Ray Cyrus

Yeah old cooter jumped up from a bad dream

On the dawn of the day of the dead

And when a plan split his brain like a light beam

Made a suit outta chicken bone heads

And then he clucked and he crowed down to Main Street

While the flock fell into his trance

And as the news crew caught it for the TV

The hens sang while the Chickenman danced

They said the chickens are troubled

The poop’s aimed at the fan

We’re tired of livin' on bubbles

We’re sick of trickle-down plans

We’re tired of peckin' for a penny

And no corn in the stew

We’re sick of bad for the many

And bein' great for a few

Life in the coop is gettin' real tough

The tractor’s runnin' but the wheel’s stuck

We’re out here lookin' for the real stuff

Yeah the chickens want guns, and gold, and guitars

Yeah they really need guns, and gold, and guitars

And so the Chickenman rooster in the courthouse

Bad eggs went walkin' round armed

But when yardbirds landed down at Fort Knox

It tripped several federal alarms

So the congressmen staggered into action

Made a law for the troops to respond

But all the seals whipped out telecasters

And cut down on the Chickenman song

They said the chickens are troubled

The poop’s aimed at the fan

We’re tired of livin' on bubbles

We’re sick of trickle-down plans

We’re tired of peckin' for a penny

And no corn in the stew

We’re sick of bad for the many

And bein' great for a few

Life in the coop is gettin' real tough

The tractor’s runnin' but the wheel’s stuck

We’re out here lookin' for the real stuff

Yeah the chickens want guns, and gold, and guitars

Yeah they really need guns, and gold, and guitars

Yeah!

Life in the coop is gettin' real tough

The tractor’s runnin' but the wheel’s stuck

We’re out here lookin' for the real stuff

Yeah the chickens want guns, and gold, and guitars

Yeah they really need guns, and gold, and guitars

Yeah they really need guns, and gold, and guitars

Yeah they really need…

Yeah they really need guns, and gold, and guitars

… guns, and gold, and guitars

Yeah they really need… guns, and gold, and guitars