The Friendly Call - Birdflesh

Excuse me excuse me

I’m sorry I’m sorry

I didn’t mean to call this late

But I have to tell you something important

I know you think that our families are good friends

I think you and your family should die

Yeah I remember the dinner

It really sucked

And that trip we did to Jamaica

We were bored all the time

We won’t cry when you die

We’d love to see when you die

Excuse me excuse me

I’m sorry I’m sorry

I can hear that you’re upset

The truth hurts and I hope your death will hurt

I know that everything you’ve said has been lies

That’s why my family wishes yours eternal cries

You think you’re tough

But we’ve had enough

You’re not cool to hang with

Now I’m hanging up

We won’t cry when they die

We’d love to see when they die

One million chainsaws I throw at his house

And six thousand spiders down his wife’s blouse

We don’t really hate them they’re actually pretty nice

I was just bored and they had to pay the price