The Party Song - blink-182

Here you go, motherfuckers!

Do you wanna come to a party?

My friends picked me up in a truck at 11:30

This thing’s at a frat house, but people are cool there

Reluctant, I followed, but I never dreamed there

Would be someone there who would catch my attention

I wasn’t out searching for love or affection

So I payed my three in and the girls got in free

Shined the beer for tequila and we headed into the party

And then, in the backyard, some terrible ska band

Someone in the background was doing a keg stand

This place is so lame, all these girls look the same

All these guys have no game, I wished I would’ve stayed

In my bed back at home, watching TV alone

Where I’d put on some porn, or have sex on the phone

Far from people I hate down from Anywhere State

Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

And then I saw her standing there

With green eyes and long blonde hair

She wasn’t wearing underwear

At least I prayed that

She might be the one

Maybe we’d have some fun

Maybe we’d watch the sun rise

But that night, I learned some girls try too hard