Blockhead -

He’s not seeing pretty visions, he’s seeing monsters

He is losing his mind and he feels it going

He is intensely, extremely, terribly uncomfortable

For too long I felt like the wrong human

So fuck it, I’ma grow a quiff bigger than John Newman

To get my songs booming and played in your ear

I’ve been having trouble at work, let me call Damian Greer

I went from skipping school for fun

To using The Shocker as a rule of thumb

You’re out on the town but you’re pulling none

Me on the other hand, I could pull a nun

I wanna shave your girls head, see if you stay with her then

When it all grows back, I’ll fucking shave it again

If David Cameron can mouthfuck a dead pig

Then what the fuck has Harry Potter been doing with Hedwig?

Sex is great, especially with your exes mate

Ain’t that right?

I rest my case

I’m the best you’ll ever get

I would say I’m bringing sexy back, but I’ve been sexy, I never left!

It’s that time, let me welcome you to the show

Freak circus with a twisted flow

Half human with half a brain

Standing on stage, are you not entertained?

Blaow!

I’m feeling like a blockhead baby

I’m feeling like a blockhead now

You’re telling me to drop dead baby

Well that’s how I get on down

I’ve been shotting (Weed?), nah, screen shotting

Two friends wanted a keen nobbing

I did one while the other was in Leeds shopping

She was jealous, so she sucked my dick too, green gobbling

Someone tell me what are condoms good for?

When my dick makes long johns look short

Little shit, just ask my mum

Fuck an exam, I wouldn’t even pass a blunt

I’ve got to laugh at my cocked up past

At birth, I popped out, slapped the doctors arse

These days, I cringe at your ex tart

'Cause I could etch bars into her stretch marks

Jeez, you’re too politically correct (You're pussy!)

My only friends are Donald Trump and Kanye West

Aren’t they blessed?

(Yeah) Ain’t that nice?

(Yeah)

Let the show begin and let me take that mic

It’s that time, let me welcome you to the show

Freak circus with a twisted flow

Half human with half a brain

Standing on stage, are you not entertained?

Blaow!

I’m feeling like a blockhead baby

I’m feeling like a blockhead now

You’re telling me to drop dead baby

Well that’s how I get on down

I’m on my way to the barbers yo

I’ll be the best looking Ken at the barbie bro

I’ve got bacardi but I’m partly broke

Yeah they call me Krafty B, I run this shit like cardio (Wait)

I bit that line when I spit that rhyme

I don’t give a shit, «Hip-Hop's dying!»

(It is!)

I’m wick wack, I’m ready to admit that, fine

Grab some popcorn and a Kit-Kat because

It’s that time, let me welcome you to the show

Freak circus with a twisted flow

Half human with half a brain

Standing on stage, are you not entertained?

Blaow!

I’m feeling like a blockhead baby

I’m feeling like a blockhead now

You’re telling me to drop dead baby

Well that’s how I get on down

Oh dear

What are you Oh Dearing about?