I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None of My Jelly Roll - Bobby Darin

Bobby:

How 'bout your short’ning bread?

Johnny:

Oh, I wouldn’t give you a piece a pie to save your soul …

Bobby:

I guess that’s what you said.

Johnny:

My ma told me today

When she went away …

Bobby:

To buy groceries.

Johnny:

To be a good boy

She’d give me a toy

'cause I’m my mama’s

Pride and joy.

There ain’t no use of anyone to keep a hangin' 'round …

Bobby:

Maybe I’m waiting' on your ma.

Johnny:

You don’t know my ma She’d really put you down …

Bobby:

Put me down?

Johnny:

Ma’s bakin' up a storm

And her oven is still warm.

I know you want it But you can’t have it And I ain’t gonna give you none.

Bobby:

You dirty boy!

I ain’t gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll …

Johnny:

Oh, … such a stingy chap!

Bobby:

I wouldn’t give you a piece a pie to save your soul …

Johnny:

How 'bout a zuzu snap?

Bobby:

Her cherry pie is fine

Her layer cake divine.

But I’m tellin' you twice

You can’t get a slice

Unless you’re extra special nice.

Now, there ain’t no use of you to just keep a hangin' 'round …

Johnny:

Oh, … pretty please!

Bobby:

I love you but I hate to put you down

Yeah, … my jellyroll is sweet …

Johnny:

That it is!

Bobby:

It sure is hard to beat

Well, I know they want it …

Johnny:

But, they can’t have it …

Both:

Whoa, Miss Nelly, I need my jellyroll!

Johnny:

Dibs on the dishpan.

Bobby:

I got seconds.