Don't Make Me Laugh - Bogdan Ioan, Right Said Fred

I’m a drag in no make-up

I’m a fool gotta wake up

I’m a bee with no honey

I’m a bank with no money

What about you?

I’m a priest with no scruples

I’m a school with no pupils

I’m a kiss with no touching

I’m a heart with no loving

What about you?

(Ooh ooh ooh)

What about you?

(Ooh ooh ooh)

Don’t make me laugh with you boy band blues

Don’t make me laugh with your fancy shoes

Don’t make me laugh with your limo tint

Cos I know that your daddy’s skint

Don’t make me laugh

(Ooh…)

Don’t make me laugh

(Ooh…)

I’m a drag with no stiletto

I’m a gang with no ghetto

I’m a drum with no rhythm

I’m a guy that’s a given

But what about you?

I’m a tart with no treacle

I’m a show with no people

I’m away with the fairies

Don’t know what, the why or the where is

But what about you?

(Ooh ooh ooh)

What about you?

(Ooh ooh ooh)

Don’t make me laugh with you boy band blues

Don’t make me laugh with your fancy shoes

Don’t make me laugh with your limo tint

'Cause I know that your daddy’s skint

Don’t make me laugh

(Ooh…)

Don’t make me laugh

(Ooh…)

Yeah I’m a drag

Such a drag

But what about you

But what about you?

(Ooh ooh ooh)

What about you?

(Ooh ooh ooh)

Don’t make me laugh with you boy band blues

Don’t make me laugh with your fancy shoes

Don’t make me laugh with your limo tint

'Cause I know that your daddy’s skint

Don’t make me laugh