The Trouser Press - Bonzo Dog Band

One-two-three kick

Come on everybody, clap your hands.

Ooooh.

You’re looking good

Are you having a good time.

I sure am

Do you like soul music …

No

Well

Do the Trouser Press, baby, Oooh?

Do the Trouser Press, baby, Wo-om-om-om

Do the Trouser Press, baby, Ooooooooooom

Do the Trouser Press, baby, Wah-oh-oh-oh

Give it all you can, it’s much better than

The pre-fabricated concrete coal-bunker

Trouser it to me …(Shirt-grip)

You’ve got me in creases

What a turn-up for the books now

Don’t hang me up now