Gollum vs Smeagol Battle Rap - Boyinaband

We wants it, we needs it

We must have the precious, They stole it from us

Yes, well we is no better

Smeagol?

Yo, G it’s me

Your OG equal

We need to be peaceful with these people;

not evil

You is always too weak — You is always too feeble!

I’ll hope these shire folk tie a rope round their vile throats

I alone deserve to wear the ring-bearer's necklace

No, we know it only brings terror, precious

No, we must protect the master, guide him on his course

Those sneaky hobbitses?

Wicked, tricksy, false

They lies and they cheats — They finds and they theifs

The only thing that we could finally need is… The precious

So let us lead him deceitfully;

Smeagol so we could be-

No, no!

Master’s my friend, not false, he is true!

You don’t have any friends, Nobody likes you

Not the fat one or the master, nor the sun or the moon

Not listening- not listening!!!

You’se sickening…

Besides, what kind of friend ties us to leeches?

But when we said it burnses, the master released us

We swear on the precious to lead these hobbitses, Gollum…

What is this nonsense?

We gots them believing a lie;

we gots to be deceitful

and why?

Don’t you remember that hobbitses is tricksy?

Don’t you remember the Bagginses history?

Yes we does, but the precious cursed us;

and the master

Your lines are dark, but my riddles are darker

I comes first, and follows after- I ends life, I kills laughter

Biting my rhymes with your white horse on a red hill

Champ them, stamp them;

then you stand still

No- Don’t bring up the Bagginses riddles, just stop it!

Well he was the theif, with what’s in his pocket

It cheatses, it loses precious, we should have eats it

Don’t stews it, a raw and wriggling feastses

Tasty treatses, tasty treatses

But so alone now, now we weepses…

We hates it, we hates it!

We hates it forever!

So we takes it, we takes it;

we takes it, the precious…

We were banished, but it’s ours to reclaim like that maggotses bagginses did

when he came

Before we were betrayed…

Before we left the cave

Before meeting with Shelob and we would evade her

Before we were interrogated and were made to persuade Sauron of our honest

mistake;

it was painful!

We remembers …

Before being caught by Aragorn, and taken to Gandalf the Grey-

Before we even heard of Mirkwood and escaped!

Before we walked into Moria to wait for the day

We laid eyes on the prize;

the precious again!

Face it Smeagol, you’se simply evil …

Don’t forget that you can be lethal-

No!

Don’t forget what you did to Deagol, murderer…

Go away-

Go away?

Hahaha

Don’t forget what they said, on our own birthday!

''Murderer,'' they called us and drove us away…

''You hopeless disgrace, you-''

I hate you, I hate you!

Where would you be without me?

''Gollum… gollum.''

Probably all dead, probably all rotten!

I saved us, it was me!

We’s survived because of me!

We’s alive because I rised upon the cries you used to weep!

We’s alive because I picked and catched the fish we had to eat!

We’s alive because of you, maybe before;

we needed you then… but not anymore

What did you say?!

Is something wrong with your brain?

master looks after us!

After supplanting us!

We cannot takes it, We needs my precious!!!

No, we don’t need you- and we don’t need your vengeance

Leave now, and never come back

No, trust us, you don’t want that

Leave now, and never come back

Ughh, don’t leave me Smeagol, over one rap!

Leave, now, and, never, come, back!

But you told me to go away- and open the doors precious-

Gollum, gollum, gollum- Uh actually, I should just take the precious-

Cheers for that- uh, eh, yeah, it’s Smeagol’s now-

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